And the winner is...no one

No one indeed. For the 29,811th day in a row, we are all losers.

The BBC are at it again. At least this time their amateurism fits in- it's the Olympics.

Two marvellous instances of what can only be described as retartdism this morning. First, the men's 100m freestyle final (that's two lengths of front crawl swimming to you and me). This link will take you to the iPlayer recording of the race.

This is the commentary 1.57 in:

Aiden (whoever he might be): He got it, well, [sarcastically] comfortably; by enough.
Commentator 2: By 11 one-hundredths, Aiden.
A: That's enough
C2: Miles
A: That's nearly a tenth

Speaks for itself. I will add nothing.

The other moron moment on the BBC this morning was that Scottish bint (I think she's called Hazel Irvine but I'm not totally sure) saying that someone was:

Literally hounded

I think she was wrong. They are however in Beijing so there's no way to be certain.