Sophie's Choice '08: America Decides

This update from the world of American politics; identikit Fox News woman (I can't tell them apart other than Edith Ann Tarbox) talking about polling for the election:

In the latest poll released after Sen. Joseph Biden was chosen as the VP nominee for the Democrats, Sen Barack Obama and Sen John McCain are literally neck-and-neck

I'm unsure if this is some sort of mating ritual or perhaps a prelude to some sort of fight to the death over the presidency. Either way, I'm not sure it matters as neither would manage a four year term without dying in office- they might as well finish each other off now (or at least in time for Gov. Huckabee to get the Republican nomination next week).

Lord William of O'Reilly

Sweet

Fox and Friends - 10/02/2008

Blonde woman claims this presidential election is the closest in her lifetime; she refuses to accept that the 2000 was that close. Man on right hand side claims it had the same issues including the Iraq War. Man on left hand side nods head in agreement.

Will to live slowly diminishes