Monday, 14 April 2008

"Brown says economy is sole focus"

That's right folks, it's another BBC "News" article.

The article says:

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he understands people's fears over the economy and insisted that keeping it on track was his "sole focus"

Being as it is that GB's sole focus is the economy I will now detail some things that he consequently is paying absolutely no attention to and does not care about:

The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan
Children being abused
His own sexuality
The ever-increasing tax burden in the UK
The ailing NHS
British soverignty being passed to the EU
Madeline McCann
The tragedy of Mark Speight
The closure of "Planet Pizza", Battersea High Street (no doubt as a result of Government policy)
Puppies
Crime
The Socialist running London and the raft of Communists running to replace him
Crimes against humanity (including genocide, rape as a weapon of war and Season 5 of The West Wing)
The television ownership levy (AKA Television Licence Fee)
My children (unborn)
His own children (dead and alive)
Climate change
Scott Proctor being destroyed by Joe Torre
Crackergate 2008
The war on drugs
The widespread mispronunciation of Clostridium Difficile

Gordon Brown is a despicable human being. QED.

3 comments:

The Dibbster said...

I don't care for your unborn children

Doctor Millionaire said...

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/politics/threelinewhip/april08/economysoundbitedoesbrownnogood.htm

looks like David Thompson of the Telegraph has followed my lead on this story.

I'm so much an innovator that I sometimes frighten myself.

The Dibbster said...

Let's get this straight, you consider yourself an innovator when compared to the Daily Telegraph? Who isn't (Catholic Herald excepted)?