Dear Mr Clarke,
I am a long-time viewer, first-time writer. I have always considered you the most eloquent and well-reasoned of all Rugby League pundits.
However, I have been compelled to write to you after watching your latest appearance on the popular Sky Sports show 'Boots 'N' All'. Last night you remarked that performance in the National Leagues has improved "10 or 20 percent".
Now, as a true League fan, I fully understand what you mean and agree with you. However, a minor
acquaintance of mine,
Barnardo Millionaire, is convinced that you made up that particular stat and are, in his words, "chatting shit".
So, as a highly paid and respected pundit, I am sure you are willing to send us the fruits of your research to back up your claim. In order to shut up Dr Millionaire we will need the following.
i) A definition of how the 'performance' metric is calculated.
ii) A spreadsheet/pivot table of this year's 'performance' versus last years.
iii) Perhaps a small article explaining the differences between the two.
I look forward to your response.
Yours faithfully,
Dibbles