Loyal readers will be aware of our long-running support for Winston McKenzie as mayor of London. Following comments made by Mr McKenzie I have done some research and have come up with startling results.
In order for this story to be best picked up by the mainstream media I will be laying it out step-by-step in this blog post and emailing the link to the big UK newspapers so they can pick it up and run with it.
In order to make it as accessible as possible I have given the controversy a name and designed a banner that media outlets are welcome to use (provided I am duly credited with its creation). I am also in search of theme music for it. The controvery is hereby dubbed:
© Barnardo Millionaire 2008
The full title is Crackergate '08: Whitey wins again
Now, listen up newspaper editors. The first directly elected London mayor came to office in 2000. The following is a pie chart to show the controversy in very simple terms:
As you can see from the above, not only has there been no black mayor of London, but all of the mayors have been non-black. this is a scandal of epic proportions given the storied and historic nature of this job.
Hope is at hand however. The following chart shows the political affiliation of the holder of the post:
I'm sure you all have come to the same conclusion as I. With one Labour candidate and one independent in the race, Winston McKenzie has a 50% chance of destroying this caucasian monopoly to the good of us all.
2 comments:
This goes all the way to the top!
Did you know that the constituency of Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale has never had anything but white Scottish male MPs?
It was only created in 2005, but still, there is no excuse for this.
This just gets worse and worse, deeper and deeper.
Every single UK Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer in the 21st Century has been white, male and Scottish.
A century has 100 YEARS IN IT. Is this not ample opportunity for a little inclusion for the rest of us?
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