Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Scott-Watch Update

Hi there Proctor fans,

Scott has been quiet of late, since his awesome 4 run/1 IP outing on the 7th of April he has only appeared twice for 2/3 and 1/3 inning (and with gaps between these and everything).

This is really hurting him, he is only projected to appear in 69 games this year as well (tee hee)

At least he is still tied for third in complete games in the NL. We'll always have that baby.

Bah, I'm depressed, white Mayors, Scott Procotr used sensibly, what's the world coming to? Unless Joe Torre has a new bitch? Of course, that must be it! These trends take a little time to filter through, but I have a feeling that Mr J. Broxton is about to pre-book TJ surgery for sometime late August.

Let me break it down for you Maury, this my thinking

Throws right-handed,

Throws a ton of strikes,

Promising future that can be horrifically curtailed by poor management,

Pitching one inning or more over consecutive evenings.

All I need know is an amusing title for Broxton Watch, watch this space...

3 comments:

Doctor Millionaire said...

How about "Visiting the John: Brox-watch '08"?

The Dibbster said...

How about this, it flows better

"Jonathan Broxton's fantabulous right armed descent into fatigue and serious injury and his miraculous recovery through grit, TJ surgery and good old fashioned hard work: 2008"

Doctor Millionaire said...

It's a bit unwieldy. Maybe:

"Tommy Jon-athon Broxton: Descent to Hell Tour 2008".