It might just be me, but...

I think in this article Brad Evans might be evincing the fact that he's a little closer to Johan Santana than is usual.

Johan Santana will drink your milkshake. He'll drink it up.

Ambitious, pernicious and delicious, the normally mild-mannered southpaw is a ruthless mound baron whenever his foot toes the rubber.

I have nothing further to add.