Richard Littlejohn has, what many would consider, an unhealthy fascination with homosexuality. He may be trying to repress his true feelings, like pulling the hair of the girl you like when you are four years old. I don't know for sure, but i'm going to get to the bottom of it.
In his latest hard-hitting column
Along Tottenham High Road on Wednesday night, on the way to the Spurs/Chelsea game, I was struck by the large number of policemen wearing skin-tight leather trousers and buckled boots.
It looked like a Village People convention.
A friend tried to convince me this was the new uniform of the Territorial Support Group, but they turned out to be traffic cops drafted in for the big match.
Very fetching they looked, too.
And if Brian Paddick gets the mayor's job, they'll all be wearing them.
I'm no fan of the police, but having officers who ride motorcycles wear leathers is a wise move, you don't want them involved in high-speed car chases wearing flip-flops and bermuda shorts.
Apart from being a bit shitty and pointing out these men looked gay, he drops in a line about Brian Paddick being gay as well. Being gay he will dress all coppers in an apparently gay way, obviously. I like how much this adds to the 'story'.
He also drops in another thinly-veiled jibe at people who have had a public-school eduction and their interests. What the hell is wrong with this man?
We're going to hell in a handcart.
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